Obituary of a playboy

(Written sometime in 2017)

A playboy died today. In his memory -

I like the white one, I like the black one, I like the tall one, I like the short one, I like the big one, I like the small one, I like the curvy one, I like the straight one, I like the shy one, I like the promiscuous one, I like the smart one, I like the dull one, I like the chirpy one, I like the silent one, I like the hairy one, I like the bald one, I like the hot one, I like the cold one, I like the entertaining one, I like the boring one, I like the winter one, I like the summer one, I like the good one, I like the bad one, I like the guilty one, I like the innocent one, I like the right one, I like the left one, I like the rich one, I like the poor one, I like the beautiful one, I like the ugly one, I like the old one, I like the young one but I adore the middle one.